Whose the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's a real challenge to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron arena. These slimy athletes are known for their sluggish pace, making it near impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that wide receiver Sammy, with his snail-like advances, is the prime candidate. But don't underestimate Timmy the defensive lineman, who consi